That was the name to the book I made when I was about 11. Haha. I practically laughed out loud. I did essays, biographical writings, stories, poems, riddles, newspaper writings, book summaries, and comics. It's about 78 pages.
Anyway, why I laughed? I can't believe the things I wrote. HAHA. I wrote a fake newspaper article on a friend whose mom won't give allowances becuase he flushed her underwear down the toilet. HAHA. And because I knew my teacher was gonna grade the book, I wrote stuff like how not to give too much homework and how to be a teacher's pet. HAHA.
Then I wrote about how raccoons got their two black eyes. One raccoon went to a bday party and got spashed with pink paint in his eyes. So he looked for a paint remover. Unfortunately, he didn't see that someone had emptied it and put permanent black paint instead. So he got the black eyes. HAHA. what crap...
Oh, but the stuffs I love most are the 'crack up' riddles. HAHA.
First one:
I snore loudly, I like mud,
I make horn sounds when I cough, but I do not bark.
Very smelly am I when I do not take a bath,
And, it is very noisy when I laugh.
I am not a bird though you wil think I might,
I am the most despise, I am the kind that rich people dislike. Who am I?
Second one: I help kids everyday. If you drop me, I'd fall with a loud boom. Heavy I am for a child, but certainly not for a man. I help people to see words better. I can make a rainbow, if you bend me the right way, I will be as bright as the sun in the day. Neither a sun nor cloud that you would think I am. What am I?
Third one:
I give people knowledge, so they buy me,
I only have a head, but I cannot see.
Three hands I have, that go around and around,
Always touching the wall, never on the ground.
I am always moving day and night,
And though I have a head, I do not bite.
I know how to count, since I feel numbers all the time,
I make a rhythm as I move along, and I taste worse than lime! What am I?
Fourth one:
What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
Fifth one:
Why is a story like a kangaroo?
Sixth one:
Why is a parent like a person who likes bright things?
Seventh one:
Why is a gay like a depressed guy?
OMG. They are soooo lame. I can't believe I actually did them. haha. But I can make more on the spot. Like why is the human population like the post office? Why is the shopping mall like the boat? haha. okok. I WILL stop. haha.