1) Whenever I come home from school, I would go throw my socks in the laundry basket. But somehow, I always end up at the rubbish chute area...
2) I used to think that evidence was pronounced EEvidence and not ehvidence.
3) I couldn't pronounce the word three last time. I could only manage 'thwee.'
4) There was one time when I couldn't find my pencil. After minutes of frantic searching, I finally found it tucked behind one ear.
5) I walked into a mirror once. Even though the sign said it was a mirror maze.
6) I bent my butt bone once. While roller-blading.
7) Back then, my cousin's dog gave birth to a litter of puppies. I was really small that time. They were afraid I would drop the puppies. Mom said not to drop it as I picked one up. A second later, I dropped it. It survived though. Cuz obviously I was still too near the ground to allow damage to befall the poor puppy.
8) I CANNOT deal with high heels. Once, for a cousin's wedding, mom made me wear high heels and a formal gown and all that. I was going down the steps with dad. And I was practically hanging on for dear life to my dad's arm. The shoe kept slipping and I couldn't find my balance. Good thing my dad's tall.
9) I was playing with the hamster... when it shit on me.
10) I was flicking water at the hamster's cage just to annoy it... when I hurt my finger. It hurts man. I mean, it's bleeding! STUPID hamster water bottle thingy.
ok. I bet you guys enjoyed that right. yeah yeah. go ahead and laugh at me. see, im such a nice person. I mean, I practically sacrificed myself just to brighten up your days. So make my sacrifice worth it. Laugh and be happy people!