10 reasons why I'm lame
1) I was just opening my closet door, when it banged onto my leg, bounced back, and proceeded to smash the side of my head. like ouch. And yeah, it's still smarting right now. Probably will hav a big bruise tomorrow. And then i'll have nightmares after looking at the mirror. haha. whtever.
2) Mom and I were walking in the market one day. Spotted a big, fat bird sitting really still on the grass. Mom went "Why's that bird sitting so still?" I went "I think it's laying eggs" She went "Cannot be. Birds lay eggs on trees." Then I said "But hens lay eggs on the ground" Then she said "You're right." haha.
3) Apparently, I CAN sprain an ankle while walking.
4) I attempted to tie Slow's hair today. Hers was really messy. So I put about four handfuls of gel into her short hair. Ended up, it still WAS as messy AND it was hard as well. haha. she said i suck as usual.
5) oh, my ankle still hurts. Just HATE it when I go mrt. And I knock my toes against a table today. AND knock my leg against another table yesterday. haha. Aly's influencing me. And that reminds me. haha. Her friend, whose name I've just now forgotten, said that if she ever wanted to look for aly, she looks for me. Cuz where I am, Aly usually am. So I came to this conclusion that Aly really does like me, cuz she keeps following me!
6) Ok, I know this isn't lame. But I havn't fallen sick since last year. ha! I'm so uh... healthy?
7) Bus was really crammed today. Last person to board. So I was practically single-handedly hanging on for dear life off the railing. I was on the steps u see. And apparently, the person in front of me either had no sense or was deliberately irritating me. He LEANED back the whole time. And he had soo much space in front too! So throughout the whole journey to the newton mrt, I was silently cursing and swearing. And then there was the newton circle. oh how i HATE that circle! The bus had to swerve a LOT to the right. Which made me really hang on for dear life. My right arm was really giving out on me. And I couldn't even support myself with my left arm as there was no railings! AND that STUPID guy HAD TO MAKE IT WORSE BY LEANING BACK EVEN MORE!!! But anyway, I survived.
8) And darn it slow. I still have those scratch marks you gave me yesterday. If it's still there next week, I shall officially sue u for this!
9) So I gave everyone sweets for my bday. Which was three weeks past alr. And no slow, I'm not sucking up to any of my friends. I may suck up to teachers (I offically admit), but i don't suck up to friends. And so, I got so carried away in giving sweets, that i left none left for myself... I'm still mourning over it til now. And I didn't even get to try that coca cola sweet!!! boohoo!
10) I can do one handed handstand! ha! bet none of u can do it! Oh and I was late for gym today as usual. Attempted to rush past mr lim. But he caught me at it. hee. Oh and during the performance today, I kept forgetting to smile. So halfway through, I'd just smile suddenly. I think the audience thought I was weird cuz I kept smiling on and off. And Slow was doing that fake smile of hers. I heard her talking about how everytime she tried but could never get her lips to turn up. haha! Talk about lame!